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[coderooster]

STOP! Am I just being slow but the Wilsons were dressed up as the Wizard of Oz characters and Mara was Dorothy because 'there's no place like home' (title of prev ep) and she's just come home?! I can't believe it took me a week to get that-

[icemankazansky86]

So an older woman came up to me at work today after I helped her find something and looked at the Magen David pin I have on my apron and she goes “can I give you a gift?” So I timidly said, “if you’d like to…” And she hands me a sand dollar in a bag and tells me it represents Jesus and then she gave me a Bible Bus Pass—? After she walked away I was just:

[queerofthedagger]

me, a fool, repressing the knowledge of exactly how long 15 hour shifts are: oh I'm sure it'll be fine, just one more shift to go, really how long can 15 hours be

this shift: i am going to end you and your entire blood line

[challahbeloved]

I went to the Jewish bookstore today. Here are some titles I didn’t buy, but if you’ve read them, I’d like to know whether you recommend them or not.

In Forest Fields: a unique guide to personal prayer

Not in the Heavens: The Tradition of Jewish Secular Thought by David Biale

On the Road with Rabbi Steinsaltz: 25 Years of Pre-Dawn Car Trips, Mind-Blowing Encounters and Inspiring Conversations with a Man of Wisdom by Arthur Kurzweil

Stop Look Listen: Celebrating Shabbos Through a Spiritual Lens by Nehemia Polen

On Being Free by Adin Steinsaltz

My Grandmother’s Candlesticks: Judaism and Feminism, A Multigenerational Memoir by Diane Schulder Abrams

Festivals of Faith: CONNECT and GROW with the JEWISH YEAR by DISCOVERING Is ESSENCE by Rabbi Moshe Wolfson

Why We Tremble

Inside Teshuvah by Miriam Millhauser Castle

Opening the Gates of Teshuva: A Contemporary Commentary on Rabbeinu Yonah’s Shaarei Teshuva by Rabbi Asher Baruch Wegbreit

Knocking on the Gates of Teshuvah: Comments and Insights Rambam Hilchos Teshuvah by Rabbi A. Levin

Life After Teshuvah: Five, Ten, and Twenty Years Later

Vegetarianism, Ecology, and Business Ethics: Three Essays of Judaic Insights into Contemporary Concerns by Daniel Sperber

[lovedeluxe92]

NEW MEG ALBUMMMM

[inhaledpie4]

I don't think women should be allowed to vote. We are not capable of making decisions like this because we are too emotional this sort of thing is beyond our reasoning abilities. We are meant to be NURTURERS and CAREGIVERS. Nurtures and caregivers have no place in politics because our brains do not use logic

Source? Which scientific study says that women don't use their prefrontal cortexes?

Seriously, just because -you- don't use your brain...

[softly-n-sweetly]

if anyone needs me, i'll be laying in bed looking for every Rhea Ripley gif that i can find (⁠*⁠﹏⁠*⁠;⁠)

[m0tor8aby]

My mum just casually dropping if we can save enough money we can go overseas to see my Chem on the long live black parade tour before leaving for work. No. Get back here.

[callsigns-haze]

I hate that people don't recognise that they're the problem.

"Zoella you can at least try to act nice around me."

Sure, after you stop fucking my ex's as if it is some sort of competition.

Picking up the scraps because you couldn't get them until I left. Huh? Can't see the problem?

Get a new glasses prescription.

[alaydabug2]

Yeah if appreciate it if my memaw would stop making comments about my acne 🙃

Ik she's not TRYING to be ugly but still not great to hear about 🫠

[ofdraiocht]

The number of ppl who ask if I, a well-known sub chain known for eating fresh, have ice cream is astounding.

[ridingtedlassosjetskimustache]

Had some friends ask me if I wanted to watch Eurovision with them, but alas I am not ready to come out and I’m pretty sure my reaction to Hannah Waddingham on screen would have outed me

[flytohurt]

for all the emotions i’m still trying to manage, i keep laughing remembering how my mom texted me, “i like this little asian fella,” about Takeshita last night

[the-cookie-of-doom]

oh God I'm in a faculty meeting right now (as a student) and my director is calling out another teacher based on something I said and I am terrified that I'm about to be called out!!

[pubwegf]

now why did my english teacher post this 💀

[idyllicbby]

now why did Channel ambassador, Ms. Robbie miss the best opportunity for her to serve? GREAT archive pull but the execution is so boring 😭